What a magical lady.
...sheesh kaboodles.
yeah i changed my theme because it was incomprehensible (the background is some guy from outlast who looks like broden kelly lol)
Use the Ask and About Me 2 interact, the other link is broken oops
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they are really fuckin these snails up
gaslight gatekeep gastropod
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Shoutout to everyone who has died and come back sluttier each time
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So apparently they CAN automate my job 🤔
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remember when people on here were really into steely dan for some reason
WE STILL ARE BITCH
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no you fucking monster i don’t sanitize my countertops. i gently pick up the bacteria and place them outside
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no i cant have sex with you that sounds scary
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Still thinking about how much Prey slapped
- slightly bruised wolf
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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly
now rebloggable. fuck with me
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dark-magician-girl-meets-world:
LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS
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idk what they put in the pink grilld barbie burger but whatever it is it made me realise last night that i have an extremely specific type which is ‘nonbinary people who piss me off’
so the question is, next time i get the hots for someone should i assume that they’re a bad person or that they’re nonbinary
#or both? perchance #its usually both #maybe i just need to have a tonne of hatesex and thats what will fix me #i think i just get hormonal when im angry #another reason to not go on t lmao #badger rants #goddamn if tumblr doesnt make me say shit i wouldnt say irl in a million years -
ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura
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ma’am please
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